A sex act where in the male lies on his back with the woman on top. While she’s in the throes of pleasure, he removes an oyster from under the pill…
8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing
The Better Marriage Blanket - I really hope that if you need a blanket that’s made out of the same fabric the military uses to protect themselves against chemical weapons, that you’ve consulted a doctor about your potentially deadly farts. Also, definitely gross. If waking up in the middle of the night because the bed smells like farts has become problematic, it may be time to reconsider your life. Or at least your diet.
Having a good idea is hard. But a bad idea, well obviously that’s very easy. Check out the other inventions here
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Yeah!! haha x)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
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this sounds like the plot to an episode of supernatural
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I did meet sailors. And sailors. And sailors. They told of a phantasmagorical “Southern Ocean,” correcting my misconception from the world having four oceans to its recently acknowledged five, and can you imagine being the International Hydrographic Organization and having the power to bestow ocean status upon swaths of water? In this Southern Ocean, in the part of the world that starts to think about becoming Antarctica, you would encounter albatross, whales, sea birds. You might go around icebergs that seemed as if white skyscrapers. You might be cold for spiteful amounts of time.
Great article on sailors ‘Life at Sea.’
close your eyes before the taxi it feels like you’ve died for a millisecond its so peaceful
it really is ^
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This actually made my chest hurt a bit.
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Coolest thing I’ve seen in a while.
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
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