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amoebajake:

Mastery.

Whoa, I totally forgot I used to look like this. This wasn’t even that long ago…

cyberbullymomclub:

let’s write silly songs under your covers

oh yeah yeah yeah

i want your hands, i want your shivers

svgarlvmps:

privileged people: the problem isnt the actual problem!! the problem is that youre not reacting to the problem the way i feel you should be reacting to the problem!! even though im not experiencing the problem in any way therefore i really shouldnt dictate the way the problem should be solved but—- HEY LISTEN TO ME YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME THATS EQUALITY!!!

Basically every social justice warrior on tumblr.

stuck-inside-barrels:

amoebajake:

stuck-inside-barrels:

I wish someone would get me high

yooooo come visit me at state i have so much cocaine

Yooooo what you transferred?!?!

Yeahhh, it’s real nice here but I definitely miss wilmington a lot :c


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

stuck-inside-barrels:

I wish someone would get me high

yooooo come visit me at state i have so much cocaine

but I get so sad when I’m fucking you.

izbizzz said: Which is you favorite dead president?

Steve Jobs, he was the president of apple. 

Anonymous said: What is your favorite type of candy corn?

Candy corn from last year, because it tastes like nostalgia.

Anonymous said: How many cocoa puffs are in one serving?

One family sized box.