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grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

closettherapist:

trillgamesh:

firefoxshawty:

andrusi:

weeaboobs:

senpaitheking:

That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. 

of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.

yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”

because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms

What is the point in forcing you to agree if there is only one option that is so stupid it’s like a presidential election with 1 candidate a complete farce to be honest

Are you guys just not familiar with how websites in general tend to work

"I would like to buy a hamburger."

"Ok, that costs $1."

"I don’t want to pay that."

"Then you can’t have a hamburger."

"Why are you forcing me to agree to this? You’re only giving me one option!"

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

owlysun:

#KUCR is officially back to school. So tune in for some mellow indie rock, lo-fi, and a little shoegaze. Consider it the calm before the storm. #gobythesun @kucr883fm

owlysun:

#KUCR is officially back to school. So tune in for some mellow indie rock, lo-fi, and a little shoegaze. Consider it the calm before the storm. #gobythesun @kucr883fm

sadmusicforsadbastards:

"It all started slow 
We tried to play the same song in the back of the limo 
You said it felt like a movie when 
I put a flower on your wrist from my grandma’s garden 
I knew you liked daisies so I got you a rose 
Then we got so close before the window closed 
It was too good to be true 
Too soft to touch 
But I kept on hanging on 
Even after I woke up 

I don’t think I hate you as much I love you


I just dropped out and quit my job 
And filled my whole house with beds to lay on 
'Cause I know you're only real when I'm asleep 

You’ve ruined so much of my life 
But with you I feel complete 

I don’t think I hate you as much I love you

This is a brand new heart”

sadmusicforsadbastards:

"I am scared to say I miss you 
Last time I had you, I should have kissed you 
These feelings fester up inside 
But how could I deny these butterflies?

I hope I’m not stuck on your waiting list 
Because I dream of you in colors that don’t exist 
And I think it’s high time for you to know 

I like you, I like you, I like you 
And I hope you like me too”