An Amoeba Named Jake
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I love these online class things. I bet the person who makes them is just super hilarious.

Today I went to work, and forgot to clock in.
That awful moment when the only thing keeping you in the stand and not getting a head start on the cleaning is one little kid doing the same cannon ball off the low dive over, and over, and over, and over, and you get the picture.
Day four. Memorial Day. I’m starting to look like Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer. I was scheduled to work 11-2 today, but due to a LOT of patrons and very few guards I volunteered to stay until 4:30. Well I volunteered to stay until close, but I left at 4:30… 
At least I’m making guap. 

Day four. Memorial Day. I’m starting to look like Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer. I was scheduled to work 11-2 today, but due to a LOT of patrons and very few guards I volunteered to stay until 4:30. Well I volunteered to stay until close, but I left at 4:30… 

At least I’m making guap.