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Drowsy Driving

A poem about highway driving at 2 a.m.

The interior turns blue,

Your heart stops briefly;

Even though you know you did nothing wrong,

You touch the retard. 

Haiku Nineteen

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

These poems are for her eyes

Hello, Internet. ◊

Haiku Eighteen

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She likes to pee on my face

I will get cancer. ◊

Haiku Seventeen

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She only wants my lunch box

I want her booty. ◊ 

Haiku Sixteen

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She writes shit about me in drama class

I thought we were pals. ◊

Haiku Fifteen

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She follows me on twitter

Only to hurt me. ◊

Haiku Fourteen

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She hates everything I do

I can do good things.◊

Haiku Thirteen

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She hates when I’m in her class

She should get over it. ◊

Haiku Twelve

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She should take a long hike

Find some new poison. ◊

Haiku Eleven

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She writes poetry about 

How much she hates me. ◊

Haiku Ten

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She wants to clog on my face

I enjoy my face. ◊

Haiku Nine

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She wishes I wasn’t born

She can be so mean. ◊

Haiku Eight

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She wants to fill my pillow

With a pile of poop. ◊

Haiku Seven

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She doesn’t like that I breathe

She eats all my food. ◊

Haiku Six

◊ Laura Shinn hates me

She likes to throw darts at me

In her mind, that is. ◊